Today at work, Coworker A comes up to me laughing and says "did Coworker B tell you what happened with her [bitch] Sparkette this morning?"
Me: Ummm, no.
A: Hehehe, B looked outside this morning and a dog was humping Sparkette.
Me: Ummm, THAT'S not good! If a dog was humping her, then it probably means she's coming into heat. Why the **** was she outside unsupervised?!
A: No, no...she's not coming into heat. Sparkette is IN heat. She ONLY left her outside for a few minutes on the tieout....she can't be out there with her...the snow is deep.
Me: WHAT?!
A: B said it was a really handsome yellow lab--if she gets pregnant, those are going to be the CUTEST puppies! Eee!
:headbang::thumbsdown::nono::angryfire:
Now, while I do not think my coworker was PURPOSLY leaving her outside unattended to get her pregnant, B and her live-in have tried to have puppies with Sparkette twice, and neither time she took (no health certs, no titles, no training--in fact this dog sounds like a compelte and holy terror) and they've been quite disappointed.
I have no doubt in my mind they would be ELATED if she just HAPPENED to get pregnant.
Me: Ummm, no.
A: Hehehe, B looked outside this morning and a dog was humping Sparkette.
Me: Ummm, THAT'S not good! If a dog was humping her, then it probably means she's coming into heat. Why the **** was she outside unsupervised?!
A: No, no...she's not coming into heat. Sparkette is IN heat. She ONLY left her outside for a few minutes on the tieout....she can't be out there with her...the snow is deep.
Me: WHAT?!
A: B said it was a really handsome yellow lab--if she gets pregnant, those are going to be the CUTEST puppies! Eee!
:headbang::thumbsdown::nono::angryfire:
Now, while I do not think my coworker was PURPOSLY leaving her outside unattended to get her pregnant, B and her live-in have tried to have puppies with Sparkette twice, and neither time she took (no health certs, no titles, no training--in fact this dog sounds like a compelte and holy terror) and they've been quite disappointed.
I have no doubt in my mind they would be ELATED if she just HAPPENED to get pregnant.