[Jax08]

Novel idea....you kind of deserve to be faceplanted if you choose to not train your dog.

 

[Carter Smith]

I suspect free is having some fun with us

I concur, regardless well played

 

[Buckelke]

I"ve read through all the messages and I have questions - I thought the big stupid dog was SUPPOSED to drag me across the patio chasing down a hoodoo. I thought wrist splints were a fashion accessory. So what is the problem? I don't get it.

 

[WVNed]

Please don't get a fish. They aren't any easier.

Maybe a nice plant.
You have to water them though.

 

[WNGD]

I agree, These GSD are horrible. Mine has caused me so many issues.
I have lost 26 Lbs. since we started are daily walks and training. . Causing me to know longer need to take Blood Pressure medicine. Wife has lost 20 lbs
WTF is dog Yoga and workouts???? Crazy!
My beer budget is now spent on training tools that they love to play with. Alcohol consumption is 0 now replaced with water. No time for sitting around doing nothing anymore.
I haven't seen my couch in weeks!
My vitamin D levels have leveled out.
My screen time on my phone is non-existent. And when I actually have time to scroll through my phone it is primarily dog training ideas.
Don't get me started with how my social life has been expanded by doing tracking and scent detection.... I am going to have to make more time when/if we start bite work.
Relationship wise is horrible. My wife wants to spend time with me now outside with our dogs! So much for alone time.
Speaking of alone time. Can I just go to a room or outside without being followed EVERYWHERE!?

Unbelievable the amount of time and lifestyle changes these dogs can impact on your life.

All sounds good except the no-money-for-beer part

 

[peachygeorgia]

Im in the same boat OP, can't stand him, he's an absolute monster! 😔

 

[dogma13]

I know, right?Horrible!

 

[car2ner]

of course the older mature dogs are so good, that we forget what a pain in the behind puppies can be. But they are so cute and excited for life we take them in anyhow

 

[Dunkirk]

Please don't get a fish. They aren't any easier.
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I had to return an aggressive angel fish to the pet store, back in the day. It caused nothing but trouble, bullying other fish in the tank. I once put a prayer plant outside while it was raining, unfortunately it picked up a stowaway cane toad. That was an unpleasant surprise, when I brought the plant back inside. Fish, plants, nothing is easy.

 

[selzer]

Yeah. Definitely not a family dog.

Can't take them anywhere.

Not good with other dogs.

Wouldn't recommend them to anyone but maybe as a guard dog.

 

[upperel]

GSDs are the worst. That is why I got the best, most easiest dog breed ever - Belgian malinois I mean, they hardly even do anything! As long as they get daily training, club every weekend, daily off leash runs, and lots of cuddle time.

 

[Squidwardp]

I hear they don't shed as much, and are easier to carry if need arises. Mix them with a standard poodle, you'd really have something.
Intelligent, hypoallergenic, with the "-doodle" suffix. $$$ What's not to like?

 

[Buckelke]

Youz guys post THE BESTEST pictures!!!!

 

[Pouncer]

I hear they don't shed as much, and are easier to carry if need arises. Mix them with a standard poodle, you'd really have something.
Intelligent, hypoallergenic, with the "-doodle" suffix. $$$ What's not to like?

Malidoodle?

 

[Buckelke]

Malidoodle?

some breeds just should not be combined. What an image that combo brings to mind.

 

[LuvShepherds]

Malidoodle?

some breeds just should not be combined. What an image that combo brings to mind.

I hope that was a joke. There are far too many designer Doodles as it is.

 

[dogma13]

I hope that was a joke. There are far too many designer Doodles as it is.

The entire thread is a jokeWhat would be a scarier combo?What would you call a Great Dane/poodle?

 

[Buckelke]

I spoke too soon - googled and found this:

Malinoodle: Belgian Malinois Poodle Mix [Breed Guide]

What do you get when you cross a Belgian Malinois with a Poodle? A Malinoodle! Read all about this unique Doodle dog and see if its the right mix for you.

floofydoodles.com

but there aren't any photos of the results.
This one says it's a malinois/poodle mix:

 

[dogma13]

He's actually a handsome dog.I shudder to think of the product of backyard bred Malinoodles though:-(

 

[Cargo]

I actually feel for the poster, I too had a rant for many months cause of r psycho puppy! I cried my eyes out to my hubby cause r pup wouldn't listen to me and def hurt me a lot and this was r 2nd shepherd! But in time I learned how to handle her, she calmed down a lot and we had better yrs together! R new shepherd pup is a piece of cake compared to her and I'm enjoying it very much 😊.