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Somewhere between the evening hours of 9:20PM and 10:40PM EST on Tuesday March 25th 2014 Wilson disappeared from home. It is feared that Wilson may have been buried alive or is lost in the woods and can not find his way home. Wilson stands 10 inches and weighs about 22 oz. Red brown in color with black connecting oval stripes. Authorities have been contacted and an APB was sent out with a description and a photo. The main suspect in the disappearance of Wilson is known as Hoby Wan Kepuppy. Kepuppy was last seen with Whitey Ball [aka Yellow Spot, aka Striker] in the evening on the 25th at the edge of the forest hours before he was apprehended. The suspect is 10 months of age stands 2 feet 2 inches, weighs 85 pounds and is currently under house arrest. Kepuppy refuses to talk. Officer Friday [a little Dragnet music please] said "Whitey Ball is not a suspect at this time." The family asks in lieu of the case not being solved it would be appreciated that all concerned would make a donation to their local K9 Rescue. Thank you.
(photos: Wilson and Whitey Ball at Surfin Safari Festival summer 2013, Kepuppy with Whitey Ball just hours before Kepuppy was apprehended)
 

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I had to read it through a few times then burst out laughing :D I blame the slow brain on it being Monday ;)
 

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It's possible that Wilson was kidnapped. Being such a young thing, maybe you could have an amber alert broadcasted so that Wilson can be rescued ASAP.

I also heard that Kepuppy is part of a local gang called the Unsniffables. You might want to look into that gang. I hear it's just like a pack of wild dogs.
 

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My neighbors dogs are A holes I've called the cops and animal control on them over the years, sent them to court finally. Now I settle for utter contempt, Wilson shows up in my yard, I put a screw driver in him and the carcass goes in the trash!

Sorry hopeful he's in not in NV! :)
 

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Well...what do you expect?....it is NCAA hoops tournament time....

I might suggest the weekend of the Indy 500 to keep your car locked and keys secured.

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My neighbors dogs are A holes I've called the cops and animal control on them over the years, sent them to court finally. Now I settle for utter contempt, Wilson shows up in my yard, I put a screw driver in him and the carcass goes in the trash!

Sorry hopeful he's in not in NV! :)

hehehehehehe...

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This sounds like it might be the work of the notorious Edgewood Ripper, Venus the Menace. Wilson and several other unsuspecting basketballs in Edgewood have fallen victim to the Ripper. The Mars Soccerball barely made it out alive from it's encounter with the Ripper. Don't let the face fool you, she's surgically removing the feet from a CUZ.

Public service announcement from Otto to be on the look out for the ripper.

 

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I'm sitting here laughing out loud. My wife looking at me like I'm a moron and now has another reason to think I'm loco.
 

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lol lmao rofl: :D:laugh::spittingcoffee:
 

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Gosh, I hope you find Wilson!

I've had to deal with a couple juvenile delinquents and had them under house arrest for a while. While they were in special classes for youthful offenders, they both ended up in the Big House, where their mother was a trusty. Before relocated them to C-block (for chronic offenders), they had many victims. 4 years later, Milla has become a Trusty (still on C-block) Ninja has been in B-block (for Bad-uns) for about a year now -- she was a trusty until she got into a scuffle with one of our older residents.

Anyhow, I hope that you can find better help for your youthful offender.
 

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The search for Wilson continues.......

Thank you all for comments and joining in on our fun search for Wilson. Odds are Wilson is off the beaten forest path or has rolled down a ravine we walk by at night. Now with the warm weather finally here with more day light Hoby and I will expand our search. Even the neighborhood kids are looking out for Wilson. Updates as they happen...
 

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Kepuppy dont let the man beat you down, stay strong and silent. That dang Wilson has probabl rolled off on a bouncer.Lucky says he will help you post bail.
 

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I regret to inform you that if this is the Wilson you seek...





He did not survive...



He is partially buried in the yard with all the other victims.
 
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