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It's been a lazy afternoon today, I've had nothing to do, so I decided I would take Koda out for a walk since "The Surface Of The Sun" is finally cooling down to the point where you can walk your dogs during the day!
I took him on a nice, long walk, and on my way back I got stopped by a young girl of maybe 14 or 15...
Conversation ensues as such:
Girl: Hey, I have a question for you...
Me: Uhh...yeah? I start to back up thinking maybe she's being tricky and wants to shank me, then I realize, It's broad daylight and I've got a big scary looking Shepherd with me.
Girl: Hi, I'm ******* (Name edited out so girl cannot be identified for further ridicule due to idiocy) Do you go to school around here?
Me: Um..I've Graduated from College...So no.
Girl Oh, okay. Do you smoke?
Me: Cigarettes. (I knew what she was referring to, but was being difficult)
Girl: No, I mean... (Proceeds to put her hand up to her mouth and makes like she's smoking a joint)
Me: Yeah, no. Don't do that.
Girl: Ah, okay...I was just looking to get some...
Me: Right..Sorry, wouldn't know where to start helping you with that one. (I then walk away)
I mean, really? First off, apparently I can pass for a drug dealing High Schooler. Second off, what if Koda was a Narcotics Detection Dog and I was an off duty Cop or something? You sure I'm the person you'd like to approach with that question? (That may be stretching it, but you never know). Is it common practice now amongst teenagers to just stop random people on the street to try to score some Marijuana?
Stupid girl...
I took him on a nice, long walk, and on my way back I got stopped by a young girl of maybe 14 or 15...
Conversation ensues as such:
Girl: Hey, I have a question for you...
Me: Uhh...yeah? I start to back up thinking maybe she's being tricky and wants to shank me, then I realize, It's broad daylight and I've got a big scary looking Shepherd with me.
Girl: Hi, I'm ******* (Name edited out so girl cannot be identified for further ridicule due to idiocy) Do you go to school around here?
Me: Um..I've Graduated from College...So no.
Girl Oh, okay. Do you smoke?
Me: Cigarettes. (I knew what she was referring to, but was being difficult)
Girl: No, I mean... (Proceeds to put her hand up to her mouth and makes like she's smoking a joint)
Me: Yeah, no. Don't do that.
Girl: Ah, okay...I was just looking to get some...
Me: Right..Sorry, wouldn't know where to start helping you with that one. (I then walk away)
I mean, really? First off, apparently I can pass for a drug dealing High Schooler. Second off, what if Koda was a Narcotics Detection Dog and I was an off duty Cop or something? You sure I'm the person you'd like to approach with that question? (That may be stretching it, but you never know). Is it common practice now amongst teenagers to just stop random people on the street to try to score some Marijuana?