Babsy gets to the bed first and think it is hers. It is a double bed. It SHOULD fit me and one 65 pound GSD Bitch.
She starts by laying herself draped across BOTH pillows on the top of the bed. If I move her so that she is vertical and on one side of the bed, I get in, and she flips over so that her BUTT is up by my head!!! GSDs are smart AND EVIL! She KNOWS exactly what she is doing and it is a statement of her displeasure!
So, I try to get in and tell her to MOVE! She will get off, come back up and give me BUTT.
So I get in and use HER as a pillow. She tends to get sick of that and travels to the bottom of the bed.
Sometimes I just push her over just enough to get into the bed, with my neck crooked and desperately hanging on to my corner of one of the pillows -- that is what she likes best. If I move I will fall out of the bed.
I hear her snuffling over there choking sobs of laughter off so that I am not 100% sure that she is.
Oh and the moment I have my little piece of real estate gained so I can sleep, I have to get up and use the facilities. While I am in there, she regains the rest of the pillow.
It is amazing I get any sleep at home.
She starts by laying herself draped across BOTH pillows on the top of the bed. If I move her so that she is vertical and on one side of the bed, I get in, and she flips over so that her BUTT is up by my head!!! GSDs are smart AND EVIL! She KNOWS exactly what she is doing and it is a statement of her displeasure!
So, I try to get in and tell her to MOVE! She will get off, come back up and give me BUTT.
So I get in and use HER as a pillow. She tends to get sick of that and travels to the bottom of the bed.
Sometimes I just push her over just enough to get into the bed, with my neck crooked and desperately hanging on to my corner of one of the pillows -- that is what she likes best. If I move I will fall out of the bed.
I hear her snuffling over there choking sobs of laughter off so that I am not 100% sure that she is.
Oh and the moment I have my little piece of real estate gained so I can sleep, I have to get up and use the facilities. While I am in there, she regains the rest of the pillow.
It is amazing I get any sleep at home.