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I had to go out of town for a few days, left most of the dogs with a house sitter. Grendel needed her spay surgery so I took her to a clinic and just boarded her, since the sitter wouldn’t be there all day to keep her from gnawing stitches etc. So I picked up Grendel Last night and discovered the clinic had returned her with a new attitude and a fairly rude one at that.

Seems the vet was DELIGHTED she was on a raw diet, but didn’t use MY food; his son in law had gone hunting and had supplied vast quantities of newly slaughtered wildlife. He hoped I didn’t mind that Grendel had been eating fresh quail, pheasant and venison for the last few days.
One of the vet techs is trying to become certified or whatever in the tellington touch massage method, so Grendel got massaged twice a day. Oh, and the vet recently upgraded the boarding facilities, so she had access to both a heated area with a pillow and a room temperature area with a pillow. Somebody even gave the little Brat a doggie pedicure with fingernail polish!

I was at a Fourstar hotel and nobody gave ME pheasant, pedicures or massages! The worst part of this is that the little beast thinks she DESERVES to be treated like that! She’s got her nose stuck so far up in the air it’s amazing she doesn’t trip of those glossy pink toenails! She’s finally gotten to the point that she’s willing to acknowledge that she might possibly have know me in some previous, far less pleasant existence but no more. Ungrateful little fart.

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LOL spoiled lil stinker.
 

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When I die could I come back as a spoiled dog?
 

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Hehe thats great! At least you know she was well taken care of ;)
 

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"That was your week off, Grendel. Now, for the other 51 weeks..." :D
 

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LOL, too funny!
 

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oh i would kick her butt! No spoiled snooty dogs in my house!!!!! lol. nice story.
 

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I just don't understand how much of this story is real, and how much was intended to be tongue in cheek. Your dog actually got a pedicure? And pink toenails?? People do that???
 

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I just don't understand how much of this story is real, and how much was intended to be tongue in cheek. Your dog actually got a pedicure? And pink toenails?? People do that???

haha yes people do actually do that. My friend actually takes her dog in for regular pedicures every two weeks.... kinda scary
 

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I like the pink toenails idea but I definitely need to get a grip on toenail clipping first.
 

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Yes they do. They even have polish called Pawlish made jus for dogs.
 

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Yes she got a pedicure. And YES she got Pheasant. I had Kentucky Fried Chicken and SHE had Pheasant. I had to buy some foot scrub to defoliate my calloused heels and SHE got a pedicure. I was freezing in an airplane and SHE had a heatlamp. I had to bring an inflatable neck rest on the plane so I didn't get an extra charge and SHE had two pillows! TWO!

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What clinic did you use? With attention like that, I'm thinking I'll go in for a spay..
 

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Lol!
 

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:rofl: OMG I love this story. I wish I could stay at your vets!
 
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