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Every now and then I get to thinking what it would be like to try Cesar's methods (the ones I agree with) on my dogs, LOL. The biggie I guess is the exercise. So I think of me (there is a bit more of me than there is of Cesar) on skates with leashes connected to each of my bitches. And this is what comes to mind:

On the first day of spring time my doggies gave to me
a herniated disk in my lumbar region.

On the second day of spring time my doggies gave to me
2 black eyes, and
a herniated disk in my lumbar region.

On the third day of spring time my doggies gave to me
3 broken fingers,
2 black eyes, and
a herniated disk in my lumbar region.

On the fourth day of spring time my doggies gave to me
4 toenail punctures,
3 broken fingers,
2 black eyes, and
a herniated disk in my lumbar region.

On the fifth day of spring time my doggies gave to me
5 bags of poo --
4 toenail punctures,
3 broken fingers,
2 black eyes, and
a herniated disk in my lumbar region.

On the sixth day of spring time my doggies gave to me
6 separate blisters,
5 bags of poo --
4 toenail punctures,
3 broken fingers,
2 black eyes, and
a herniated disk in my lumbar region.

On the seventh day of spring time my doggies gave to me
7 cracked ribs,
6 separate blisters,
5 bags of poo --
4 toenail punctures,
3 broken fingers,
2 black eyes, and
a herniated disk in my lumbar region.

On the eighth day of spring time my doggies gave to me
8 leash burns,
7 cracked ribs,
6 separate blisters,
5 bags of poo --
4 toenail punctures,
3 broken fingers,
2 black eyes, and
a herniated disk in my lumbar region.

On the ninth day of spring time my doggies gave to me
9 slobbery kisses,
8 leash burns,
7 cracked ribs,
6 separate blisters,
5 bags of poo --
4 toenail punctures,
3 broken fingers,
2 black eyes, and
a herniated disk in my lumbar region.

On the tenth day of spring time my doggies gave to me
10 tufts of hair,
9 slobbery kisses,
8 leash burns,
7 cracked ribs,
6 separate blisters,
5 bags of poo --
4 toenail punctures,
3 broken fingers,
2 black eyes, and
a herniated disk in my lumbar region.

On the eleventh day of spring time my doggies gave to me
11 pulled muscles,
10 tufts of hair,
9 slobbery kisses,
8 leash burns,
7 cracked ribs,
6 separate blisters,
5 bags of poo --
4 toenail punctures,
3 broken fingers,
2 black eyes, and
a herniated disk in my lumbar region.

On the twelfth day of spring time my doggies gave to me
12 therapy sessions,
11 pulled muscles,
10 tufts of hair,
9 slobbery kisses,
8 leash burns,
7 cracked ribs,
6 separate blisters,
5 bags of poo --
4 toenail punctures,
3 broken fingers,
2 black eyes, and
a herniated disk in my lumbar region.

Happy Spring Training!!!
 

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Bahaha, I agree with emoore xD I skate with Sheldon, and all he does for me is provide a great braking system!
 

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that's a good one..and probably how I would look after a rollerblading expedition..
 

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Too funny selzer. I agree with emoore with regard to time management, you might want to take yoga classes or something. :laugh:
 

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oh that would sooooo be me:)
 

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I made it up while driving home from Madison last night, lol. No way to do much in the car while driving. I actually made it up and memorized it without ever writing it down. I just typed it out here from memory of last night, and used cut and paste to minimize the typing.

I guess I should get my radio fixed in that car. They gave me the car but no one knows the security code for the radio, I need to call the manufacturer. I have a battery operated radio that I use for long trips.
 

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OMG you need satellite radio for your car trips! But that was a cute poem. :) I can't skate at all, I'd end up in the hospital.
 
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