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Hello,
I want to hear about all the 'affectionate' mishaps that has landed the silly hoomans in the hospital/doctor/ouch factors.
Ya, I learned an important lesson. When you give the dog a beef bone for the first time in their life they might not understand. They'll lick at it, and look confused. You will try to help by holding it like you would a regular bone.
O, silly human.
Ya, she got me. Lots of blood, a tetanus shot, xrays, and (ANOTHER?!!!) week of anibiotics later I'm mostly ok. (Apparently bleeding for a prolonged period of time is normal. Clotting? Where are you?!)
It obviously was a complete accident, and afterwards I felt like a complete idiot.
So, please make me feel better by adding in your own stories!
I want to hear about all the 'affectionate' mishaps that has landed the silly hoomans in the hospital/doctor/ouch factors.
Ya, I learned an important lesson. When you give the dog a beef bone for the first time in their life they might not understand. They'll lick at it, and look confused. You will try to help by holding it like you would a regular bone.
O, silly human.
Ya, she got me. Lots of blood, a tetanus shot, xrays, and (ANOTHER?!!!) week of anibiotics later I'm mostly ok. (Apparently bleeding for a prolonged period of time is normal. Clotting? Where are you?!)
It obviously was a complete accident, and afterwards I felt like a complete idiot.
So, please make me feel better by adding in your own stories!