Nicknames and just plain silliness

Max's name is 'Jake's Boy Maximus Worf'

but we have been known to call him:
Max,
Maxie doodle
Maxie pad (don't worry, not very often!!)
Poodle-strudel boy
Monkey lover

and then we combine: Maxie doodle poodle strudel boy.

No wonder he's got issues.

oh yes, they all have nicknames

Jessie:
Jessica
Girly Girl
Little Girl
Little Baby Girl
Old Woman

Tank:
Wanker
Bubba
Bubba boy
Wanky Panky
Little bubble butt

Max:
Maxine
Mamas boy
Maxiny niny niny
Pumpkin
Lovey lovey boy

Okay thats enough, I could keep going though!

Even the cat, whose name is Sammy:
Squirty
Squirty Squirt
We usually call him squirt more than sammy

Rocky goes by Rocky

But he also answers to

Bubba
Furface
RockStar
Buddy
Baby Boy


I know there are more but I am drawing a blank

Elmo:

Elmo Baby (He will always be my Elmo Baby!)
Elmo Schmelmo
Elmo Schmelmo Grubinski (You have to follow that with an evil genius "Ha Ha Ha")
Big Baby


Molly:

Angela (from the office because she can seem cold hearted sometimes)
Queen of the Rats (My husband calls her this)
Tiger
Kitty Cat

Grace is:

Gracie
Gracie May
May May
Goose


Kira is:

Kira Sue
Kira Sue Jean
Kira Sue Jean Marie Hoyer
Kiba
Kibeth
Kir
Keebee
Keerbear
AKIRA!!!!
Keebs
Beyonce (she has a big butt)

And more - I have a very confused dog as to why I keep saying her "names".

2SableGirls, same here!!!

Gracie:
Gracie May
Goose
Goosie May
Baby Goose...

Hunter:
Huntley
Hunter Punter
Little One
Little Buddy

How they know these are all their names.....

Lu

Kisses is:

Kiss
Kissy
Kiss-a-Poo

Neko:
Neek-A-Freak
Nekitty

I don't seem to have very many.

I love this post! Now I dont feel like a weirdo anymore for all my nicknames for my dogs!!

Vita: V, Viti, Bidi (prounounced BEE-DEE-when my daughter was younger she couldnt pronounce Vita and called her bidi, it stuck!) Vita girl,

Gaige: Gaigie, Roo, Roo Moo, Prince Roo, my knight in shining fur, and my husband calls him Biscuit sometimes lol.

Chance: my old boy, Chancie, Mr. Regal

Sage: Sagie cakes, Snorkels, power snout, crazy sagie, little snout. (her snout is so much smaller than any other GSD I have ever had- but it is so powerful and strong when she smells us or other dogs. She also does this thing where she rubs her nose on us and "snorkels" us with it and makes silly sounds. I love my pack.

My fosters as of current even got a couple:

Drake: Drakula (Drake-ula) because the markings on his face remind me of the old fashioned vampire makeup that actors used to wear in the movies- the dark hair line in the middle of forehead!! and Drelco, for Velcro Drake!

Pascha: Pashie, Pashie Squashie-kins, Princess Pashie

Buddy: Buddy boy, sweetie boy, little man

Oh yeah ...

Gaia is:
"Miss Gaia"
"Honey-Girl"
"Sugar Britches" (for her fluffy sparkling white pantaloons)

and Oskar is:
"Oosk"
"Poo-Pa-La-Oop-A-La" (or "Poopala" for short)
"Love Dove"

I wonder how many people have looked at me funny as I crooned "Hello mama's Love Dove" to my 100+lb GSD ...

Baby Beefaroni
Precious Cinnamon HoneyPig
Gigantathon
LumpyBum
SnugglePig
JumboFeets
ThunderBunz
PiggyPiggyPiggy
LumpyBear
KissyPig
DangerBum (because he sits on me)

Elle's nicknames are...

Ello
EL
Ello Jello (my fav)
Momma
Sissy
Wiggle butt
Ello Govner
Grump Butt (rare, but she does get grumpy when she's tired)
Elle Mae
Big girl


Emma's Names

EM (most used)
Stinker butt
Baby
Pupper
Girly
Hurricane girl (she's hyper)
OCD girl
Emma Lou
Lil bit
Jumpy Jump Jump

Luc's nicknames:

Lucifer (pronounced Lukifer)
Lucas
Goof
Doofus
Fartypants (and Farty McFartypants)
Goober
(Love) Muffin
Big Dude

Teagan's nicknames:
Teags
Terv Face (a lot of people say 'is she a tervuren??' when they see her face, then when they see the rest of her they say 'oh....she's just a long coated shepherd')
Silly
Big Girl
Mrs.