All my dogs,all 14,including my 7 week old gsd trouble have decided that my girl parts are disneyland.they dive in the toilet after my tp,eat my underwear,molest me in my sleep. I dont know what to do. I close the bathroom door and they broke through it,they only take my things out of the hamper,then gaurd and fight over them.i have to dress like i'm going to the gym to go to bed so i'm not being licked and dug into. My 6 year old tried nursing off of me...already went to the dr,not pregnant and nothing wrong down there. Qwhat could be the reason for this sudden infatuation. Everybody is fixed and even the older dogs,5-8 years who have never had this issue are doing it. I'm out of underwear and bras and i know it cant be good for them. They can pull out drawers and the boxer opens doors so i cant hide the hamper in my closet...any advise or similar stories?