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My dear DH has done it again...another story I think is worth sharing. He is home with the dogs today and this is what showed up in my email inbox at work......
Just a few buzz words to make this story understandable…
John Patrick Ryan - our dog Jack Ryan
Kitty - me
111town - home
Vaccutron - vaccum cleaner
The Empress - Eyra
Beekiller - Dino
Warpig - D's stuffed pink pig that he always grabs when he see the vaccum move..
Spaghetti Kid - DH
Catfish MacBrown - Maxwell Brown
Destruction of World Nearly Avoided…for Now!
John Patrick Ryan
June 30, 2008
“Where is Kitty?” That is the question on the lips of many 111town’s residents. The ginger-haired superwoman, who has for years protected the inhabitants of this tiny micro-verse, has apparently disappeared. Last sighted speeding away on her Thor-charged super bike, the caped crusader has mysteriously failed to return to help thwart an attack by the sinister Vaccutron. With Kitty’s sidekick, The Empress, still recovering from an epic battle with the evil Dr. Su, the duties of defense fell onto the broad shoulders of a new dynamic duo, Warpig and Beekiller. Fortunately, this freshman team of tenacity was able to defeat Vaccutron and return his conquered remains to the basement abyss. But for how long?
However, without the return of Atomic Kitty, some residents are beginning to feel that the destruction of 111town is a mere matter of time. “Our future is hopeless without the ginger-hear speedster…who is going provide food and comfort if not Atomic Kitty? Surely, not the Spaghetti Kid…he is a wash. We need Kitty!” said long time resident, Catfish MacBrown.
Indeed, the future of 111town does appear bleak. With one superbeing missing and another recovering for serious injuries, fate of this town rests – at present - with two new unlikely heroes. Let us just hope they are up to the task…
Just a few buzz words to make this story understandable…
John Patrick Ryan - our dog Jack Ryan
Kitty - me
111town - home
Vaccutron - vaccum cleaner
The Empress - Eyra
Beekiller - Dino
Warpig - D's stuffed pink pig that he always grabs when he see the vaccum move..
Spaghetti Kid - DH
Catfish MacBrown - Maxwell Brown
Destruction of World Nearly Avoided…for Now!
John Patrick Ryan
June 30, 2008
“Where is Kitty?” That is the question on the lips of many 111town’s residents. The ginger-haired superwoman, who has for years protected the inhabitants of this tiny micro-verse, has apparently disappeared. Last sighted speeding away on her Thor-charged super bike, the caped crusader has mysteriously failed to return to help thwart an attack by the sinister Vaccutron. With Kitty’s sidekick, The Empress, still recovering from an epic battle with the evil Dr. Su, the duties of defense fell onto the broad shoulders of a new dynamic duo, Warpig and Beekiller. Fortunately, this freshman team of tenacity was able to defeat Vaccutron and return his conquered remains to the basement abyss. But for how long?
However, without the return of Atomic Kitty, some residents are beginning to feel that the destruction of 111town is a mere matter of time. “Our future is hopeless without the ginger-hear speedster…who is going provide food and comfort if not Atomic Kitty? Surely, not the Spaghetti Kid…he is a wash. We need Kitty!” said long time resident, Catfish MacBrown.
Indeed, the future of 111town does appear bleak. With one superbeing missing and another recovering for serious injuries, fate of this town rests – at present - with two new unlikely heroes. Let us just hope they are up to the task…
