Funny. I didn't see your post as of the point I went on Petfinder. I see you did a correction.Bert's description from his PetFinder listing:
"Bert is a 95 pound German Shepherd with the personality of a Muppet. His is silly, mischievous and happy-go-lucky. Bert did not have the best start in life and is so grateful to have a home with a warm bed and a human companion. He is quite talkative, as GSD boys tend to be, but he also enjoys sitting at your feet by a warm fire. Sadly Bert started his new life being diagnosed with heartworms. He will be treated and will live a normal life after that."