I tried to think about this, but if made me feel unworthy. My girls would sing praises that I could never live up to. I often think about the irony that is dog. Man so often lacks the courage or integrity to deserve so loyal a companion.
Hondo: Seriously, we don't need any other dogs here. I'll give you the cat, but the dogs need to go. Now, stop acting all surprised to hear me speak and get into the kitchen and make me some chicken. Where's Dad? I want a belly rub. And btw - you do look fat in those pants, I don't know why Dad lies to you.
After thinking about it, I have to add my other dogs:
Tug: Sun. Give me sun. Make it shine. Hey! Can you hear me? Sun.
Maggie: Wait! Don't get up. I don't want to move. You are so wonderful. Let me continue to bask in your wonderful warmth. I think I get get just a tad closer. Aren't you getting hungry yet? You can get up if you are getting something to eat. Just bring enough for me too.
Lonestar: Mom! Mom! Mom! I really try hard to stay focused and scrambled eggs, hot dogs & cheese. Squirrel! I need to talk to Dad tennis ball.... Squeaky red ball under the flying bird into the pond...what is that butterfly gator ride into kennel ...MOM! MOM! MOM! Outside flying monkeys gotta pee!!!!
Alexis: pet me, love me, don't groom me, play tug with me, pet me, pet me, pet me, why can't I sleep on the bed every night? Why do I have to share my life with these other bitches? Where is that wonderful little boy that I love (my nephew)?
Vala: ball, ball, toy, toy, can we go outside and play, ball, ball, toy, toy, OH GOD I am starving, feed me, feed me, love me for 10 seconds and then feed me feed me, ball ball ball. Oh, OK, I'll go veg out on the couch for awhile.
Deja: You ready to go do something yet? Can we go outside and do something NOW? Come on mom, I want to go hunt mice. Let's go for a run. Here, let me jam this toy into you. I HATE the computer. Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, oh a kitty, Sean, Sean, Sean (Sean is our helper).
Elena: Hey mom, you going to feed me? I know you are going to give me a treat. Time to feed me? OK, then can we go outside so I can harass my mother. No, I rather you feed me.
ZOLA...." RITE ,listen up humans,i am almost ten month old now and if you take the time to read all them dog books you have bought, you may find that i am going through ,what you call,my teenage years...ok...so listen up.......i want to go out WHEN i want to go out,,i come back when i want.to come back..i eat what i want and when,,i will play rough if i want to and if you cannt take it ,then tuff and if im sleeping..leave me,,i will get up when i want to...ok oh and one more thing.....I LOVE YOU "
Whatcha doin'? Whatcha doin'? Whatcha doin'? Wazzat? Gotta sniff that... Wait! Don't go into another room! Come back! Come back! Ooohhh, what is taking you so long?
Ball ball ball when is it time to play ball ball get the ball wait, I hear knocking at the door, woowoowoowoowoowoowoowoo, whaddya mean, quiet?
Must be suspicious, I'm Czech line, have to be suspicious, woowoowoowoowoowoowoowoo, see how good I am at that?
Jazzy: I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why aren't you letting me lick your face anymore!!! I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!
Delgado: FOOD! Oh, no food.....FOOD! Oh, no food....*sits* NOW can I have food? No? *lies down* NOW can I have food? I love you! NOW can I have food? OH TOY!!! TOY TOY TOY TOY TOY TOY TOY. NOW can I have food? YAY FOOD!!! I love you! TOY TOY TOY come play with me!
Kong! KONG KONG KONG KONG!!!! Ohhhhhhhhhh throw it! Throw it FURTHER!
Throw it again! I love you mom! Wait! Why are you taking it away?! Oh let me just climb over you on the couch for just a second, here I found it behind you! How did that Kong get there? Here you go! You're welcome!!! I brought it to you, right to your FACE. Throw it again! Hey, let's play in the snow! NO! Let's play in the snow with the KONG!!! WHAT IS TAKING YOU SO LONG?! Again! Again! Again!! AGAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!!!!!!!!!
Lucky would say: Ball Play ball more . Why arent you playing ball ? Ball lets go play! I do not get to play ball enough! Fix that!
He actually is like the dog in Up instead of squirrel its ball!
BTW Great thread!
Stark: Mom, do I have to get up? Really? Okay, one more minute okay? *sniff, sniff* That smells soooooo good...... what did you say? I didn't hear you? Oh, you want me to... *sniff, sniff* what did you want me to do again?
Zefra: BALL! BITE! BALL! BALL! TOY! PLAY! I LOVE YOU MOM! BALL! BALL! Okay, I'm calm.. see... THROW THE BALL! NOW!!! Okay, I'm sitting.. see.. here.. sit, sit, sit, BALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!