We were at a dinner/dance last night. The MC did a little roast of one of the people in attendance. Seems this guy likes 'vettes, had a new one, and opened it up to about 80 on the highway. Soon he saw red lights in his rear view mirror. A trooper came up to his window and said, "it's 10 minutes until my shift ends, tell me one I've never heard before and I'll let you go". So the guy, Tom, says, "Well, Sir, my first wife ran off with a trooper and I thought you were trying to bring her back" He let him go!