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A cousin of mine forwarded this too me. i could not stop laughing,

i hope you all like it. After reading all the posts about politics etc, i thought this may help divert people and give them something to laugh about. Enjoy!

Don't want to be a Canadian idiot

Dont want to be some beer swillin' hockey nut
and do I look like some frost-bitten hosehead?
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed

They all live on doughnuts and moose meat
and they leave the house without packin' heat
never even bring their guns to the mall.
And you know what else is too funny?
Their stupid monopoly money.
Can't take 'em seriously at all..

Well maple syrup and snow's what they export,
they treat curling just like it's a real sport.
They think their silly accent is so cute,
'can't understand a thing they're talking aboot

Sure, they got their national health care,
cheaper meds, low crime rates, and cleaner air..
Then again well they got Celine Dion..
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
and dream of driving a zamboni
all over Saskatchewan.

Don't want to be a Canadian idiot.
Wont figure out the temperature in Celsius.
See the map they're hover!!!!!

the spelling is exactly how i received it.
 

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That **** Zed gave me away everytime when I used to work at a call center (if any Americans use MSN internet service you may have talked to me). LOL.

That was cute.
 

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Hmm... Ok, I thought about what your cousin said and here is my take on it.


Don't know if I'm a good Canadian
I don't like hockey much.
I love my beer and doughnuts and
driving zamboni would be a rush!

Maple syrup, and covered meds
that's a deal that sounds so sweet.

A pocket full of colored money
would buy a lot of K-D

The winters ya, they're cold
But the air is clean and sweet
Celine Dion sounds pretty good
When your chewing your fresh moose meat!

No I'm not a good Canadian
But maybe it's just as well.
Cause when I die in celius
it's not so hot in ****!
 

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Originally Posted By: crabbyHmm... Ok, I thought about what your cousin said and here is my take on it.


Don't know if I'm a good Canadian
I don't like hockey much.
I love my beer and doughnuts and
driving zamboni would be a rush!

Maple syrup, and covered meds
that's a deal that sounds so sweet.

A pocket full of colored money
would buy a lot of K-D

The winters ya, they're cold
But the air is clean and sweet
Celine Dion sounds pretty good
When your chewing your fresh moose meat!

No I'm not a good Canadian
But maybe it's just as well.
Cause when I die in celius
it's not so hot in ****!
i love this so much, lmao. it has a nicer ring too it.
maybe we should ask everyone to change the words a bit to give their take on it.
 

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i probably shouldn't admit how much KD i actually eat....as i am no longer 5 years old but an adult.

yumms. i'm going to pick some up after the gym tonight for dinner! i have a craving now!
 
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