Coke routinely performs stufficides complete with squeakerectomies. He always seems so pleased with himself. I don't understand, the hedgehog has always been his best friend, until...
I love the term 'squeakerectomies'

Sable has been carrying around a pig ear all week; she asked for one the other day, she will ignore these most of the time. In a week it has a little chewed off the edges. But squeakerectomies must be done and she never chews up toys in the house. She undid the stiching in the last toy without tearing the fabric or pulling out the stuffing; it was amazing.