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Messy child (dog). Shane is exactly like a 3 year old who takes out all his toys to play with and then leaves them lying ALL AROUND THE HOUSE so I can trip and break my neck one day...
Examples:
1. I tripped going UP the stairs because Shane left his tennis ball on the stairs ...I didn't see it and landed KNEES first on the next wooden step....that felt good
2. That **** cuz, it seems to be EVERYWHERE and I only have one! Some reason it makes it way under my feet and I am stepping all over it! Of course, Shane thinks it is a game and will then proceed to "wrestle" my feet for the cuz!!"
3. Kong food bone...yup not so great when he takes the bone on the carpet and then leaves it there, with the food, ALLLLLL over the carpet.
4. Kong frisbee...let me count the ways Shane leaves that thing all over the yard...and me having to go look for it....all over the yard!
5. Squeaky ball...tripped again. Almost anything that is round...I will trip over it!
But yet, I can't stop buying him toys!
Examples:
1. I tripped going UP the stairs because Shane left his tennis ball on the stairs ...I didn't see it and landed KNEES first on the next wooden step....that felt good

2. That **** cuz, it seems to be EVERYWHERE and I only have one! Some reason it makes it way under my feet and I am stepping all over it! Of course, Shane thinks it is a game and will then proceed to "wrestle" my feet for the cuz!!"
3. Kong food bone...yup not so great when he takes the bone on the carpet and then leaves it there, with the food, ALLLLLL over the carpet.
4. Kong frisbee...let me count the ways Shane leaves that thing all over the yard...and me having to go look for it....all over the yard!
5. Squeaky ball...tripped again. Almost anything that is round...I will trip over it!
But yet, I can't stop buying him toys!
