[selzer]

I have a poopie job.

I guess you can call me the director of poo in my organization.

I deal with enough of it.

I get it from all ends.

The employees give me poo.

When I get in a shipment, I wonder what kind of poo this will produce.

I even feel pooped when I get done dealing with customers.

Most days, all I get at the end is poo, and more poo,

I guess that is why I am often full of poo.

And in the morning there will be even more poo to deal with.

It is a poopie job.

 

[MrsWoodcock]

I have a poopie job.

I guess you can call me the director of poo in my organization.

I deal with enough of it.

I get it from all ends.

The employees give me poo.

When I get in a shipment, I wonder what kind of poo this will produce.

I even feel pooped when I get done dealing with customers.

Most days, all I get at the end is poo, and more poo,

I guess that is why I am often full of poo.

And in the morning there will be even more poo to deal with.

It is a poopie job.

:rofl::spittingcoffee:

 

[Olivers mama]

Selzer - Same here, but with a twist --- try wearing a (temporary) ostomy bag & then tell me how much poo you deal with!

 

[horsegirl]

oh poo

 

[selzer]

Mom has one. We joke, Major Poo Nightmare number 16....

Mom was diagnosed 5 years ago, with colorectal cancer and they had to take everything. No chance at temporary. But, she is alive and though she had a surgery for a blockage two years or so ago, she has been cancer free. My friend's mom was not so lucky and is no longer with us. An ostomy bag can be a lifesaver.

 

[Olivers mama]

It certainly was a lifesaver for me. Rare cancer in the lower colon - & they say it's temporary, but next month will be 2 years. But look at all the time I save in the bathroom?! So, the Crap-and-Go system has it's merits. Please give your mom a hug for me.

Anyway, I loved your Poem for Poo.

 

[KatieStanley]

 

[selzer]

Poo poetry.

I am therefore I poo.

I don't know but when you have a lot of poopers to clean up after, you can either make a chore out of it, or find humor in it. Poo is definitely a part of my life. But it is certainly better out than in.

 

[Veronica1]

My sister says ewww when I pick the eye boogers out of my pet's eyes, or her dog too. I say what difference does it make? With chinchillas, rabbits, cats and dogs, there's always some kind of "organic" matter I have my hands in.

This is why we have immune systems and soap!