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Came across this today and it made me smile so I thought I'd share it:

A WOMAN'S GUIDE TO GERMAN SHEPHERDS
If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him
and never say it's not quite as good as his mothers

...then rescue a German Shepherd


If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour,
for as long and wherever you want...

... then rescue a German Shepherd.


If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care
about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies

... then rescue a German Shepherd


If you want someone who is content to get on your bed just to
warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores

... then rescue a German Shepherd


If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if
you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if
every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves
you unconditionally, perpetually ..

... then rescue a German Shepherd


BUT, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come
when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair
all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only
comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence
is solely to ensure his happiness...


then buy a cat!


Now be honest, you thought I was gonna say... marry a man,didn't
you?
 

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ahaha...bless you. this was silly/adorable! i love these kind of poems...here is one i will share with you

If you can start the day without caffeine,
If you can get going without pep pills,
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat the same food everyday and be grateful for it,
If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you time,
If you can overlook it when those you love take it out on you when,
through no fault of yours, something goes wrong,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,
If you can ignore a friend's limited education and never correct him,
If you can resist treating a rich friend better than a poor friend,
If you can face the world without lies and deceit,
If you can conquer tension without medical help,
If you can relax without liquor, If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,
If you can say honestly that deep in your heart you have no prejudice
against creed, color, religion or politics,
Then, my friend, you are almost as good as your dog.
 

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That was definitely worth a few chuckles.Loved both poems. Thanks!
 

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Awesome :D
 

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A Man's guide to German Shepherds
If you want a bitch that doesn't bitch .....
 

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Came across this today and it made me smile so I thought I'd share it:

A WOMAN'S GUIDE TO GERMAN SHEPHERDS
If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him
and never say it's not quite as good as his mothers

...then rescue a German Shepherd


If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour,
for as long and wherever you want...

... then rescue a German Shepherd.


If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care
about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies

... then rescue a German Shepherd


If you want someone who is content to get on your bed just to
warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores

... then rescue a German Shepherd


If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if
you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if
every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves
you unconditionally, perpetually ..

... then rescue a German Shepherd


BUT, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come
when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair
all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only
comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence
is solely to ensure his happiness...


then buy a cat!


Now be honest, you thought I was gonna say... marry a man,didn't
you?
I have seen this before but it just said "buy a dog".

PaddyD.....priceless.....:D
 

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love it! shared on FB. Paddy.... funny. lol
 
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