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post #31 of 294 (permalink) Old 03-13-2011, 04:17 PM
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I remember when we were down in Austin for a re-enactment, this lady came up to us complimenting how handsome Zeus was then said to me, "I have a bitch at home that's in heat, you
wanna breed your male?"

Lol, yeah right!
I can't even begin to tell you how many times I've heard that.
I posted something on a friends status on Facebook the other day and Gunner is in my profile picture. One of her friends posted after me asking if I'd consider breeding Gunner to her MASTIFF!!!!
Great, just what we need, another new breed. We could call them GerMast, or ShepMast or MastShepherd.
Oh wait, darn, I had to go and have Gunner neutered. We could have been on to something!

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I can't even begin to tell you how many times I've heard that.
I posted something on a friends status on Facebook the other day and Gunner is in my profile picture. One of her friends posted after me asking if I'd consider breeding Gunner to her MASTIFF!!!!
Great, just what we need, another new breed. We could call them GerMast, or ShepMast or MastShepherd.
Oh wait, darn, I had to go and have Gunner neutered. We could have been on to something!
They'd look kinda like these, and probably would have ended up in the same place... :-(

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Exactly! And they're cute...now! Once they're full sized, I imagine the owners won't find their behavior so cute anymore and they'll end up in a shelter.

Trust me, the woman got an earful from me. Did it do any good? Not likely!
She wants to breed her "great bloodline" Mastiff and something tells me she'll find someone stupid enough to do it.

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We always get some yahoo telling us that we must make "tons of money selling puppies".......I just reply......*only on the live ones*
I know it's morbid....but some people make me that way.

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I got used to it after a while. It's just funny and weird how someone will approach you and say "I have a bitch in heat". I bet you do... LOL

What ever happend to first date? LOL


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I got used to it after a while. It's just funny and weird how someone will approach you and say "I have a bitch in heat". I bet you do... LOL

What ever happend to first date? LOL
It's the world we live in today... Jersey Shore, Paris Hilton, MTV, etc... that culture affects our darling puppies too.

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I had a teenage girl and her friend come to me this weekend (at the feedstore) and said, "Your dog isn't a purebred, because he is too fat." Hondo is under weight due to his paw deformity. Hubby says, "So, you think he's too fat?" She says, " He must weigh close to 200 lbs." Hubby says, "Well there goes your career working at a carnival guessing weight."

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When Capone was a pup I used to bring him in to work with me and at the point where he had one ear up and one down a customer tried to brush his up ear down and said "o hunny your ears are supposed to be down not up" then looked at me and said " do you think that ear will ever flop down properly"? haha no I do not think it will flop down as he is a purebred GSD and their ears are supposed to be up! lol
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"I have a bitch in heat". I bet you do... LOL
I'm getting this tattooed on me lol.

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Mom always comments on Ozzy's removable man-parts. (She HATES that I'm not getting him neutered).

One time I told her, "Stop looking at 'em!" She said, "They're so hairy!"

I busted a gut. It was just too funny. xD

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