I will tell you what does NOT work:
Get in ze Haus!
Go! Go in the House!
Platz! Gut, Good Girl,
No Fuey! Quiet! Achtung! Go Platz!
(If it is 2AM and I forgot to crate Odessa prior to bringing Jenna in. Odessa is quite the vocal one, but only when I am paying attention to Jenna. The neighbors probably think I pick that hour to stick pins in my dogs.)
Heidi Ho, Odie
Joy-Joy, Bear Cub, Hepsi-Pepsi
Cujo2, Karma Chameleon
Ramona the Pest, Kojak -- who loves you baby?
Tiny Tinnie, Susie's Uzzi, Kaiah -- The Baby Monster.