There are loonies in all venues. Just ignore them. Don't let them spoil your day. You know who your dogs are. You can call them Martians if you like and it won't bother them at all.
Heidi Ho, Odie
Joy-Joy, Bear Cub, Hepsi-Pepsi
Cujo2, Karma Chameleon
Ramona the Pest, Kojak -- who loves you baby?
Tiny Tinnie, Susie's Uzzi, Kaiah -- The Baby Monster.