I guess you can tell her to save Rhoda until she rots so she can duct tape it to the dog's muzzle, that'll teach them to stay out of the trash. Kind of killing two dog behaviors with the same bird.
(BTW, someone wanting me to sell them a puppy told me about the taping rotted meat on the muzzle technique.)
Bear Cub, Hepsi-Pepsi
Cujo2, Karma Chameleon
Ramona the Pest, Kojak -- who loves you baby?
Tiny Tinnie, Susie's Uzzi, Kaiah -- The Baby Monster.