Once upon a time, I had everyone inside in crates. It was winter time, and they sleep inside. So I heard bear bitching and moaning, and I wasn't ready to get up yet. And then, when I did get up, I went out there and she managed to get a marrow bone around her two bottom teeth and stuck on her lower muzzle.
I told her, "I'll take care of that." Then I let all the others out, one by one to their kennels and gave them food and water, threw on some clothes and ran her to the vet.
They were having a meeting in the lobby, and I was banging on the door, frantic by then. So the meeting broke up early, and the vet said, "there's a trick to these. She did something and got the bone right off of there in one piece. I was thinking anesthesia, power saw, stuff like that. Very happy that it wasn't worse.
Bear Cub, Hepsi-Pepsi
Cujo2, Karma Chameleon
Ramona the Pest, Kojak -- who loves you baby?
Tiny Tinnie, Susie's Uzzi, Kaiah -- The Baby Monster.