What I want from a GSD
I just want a pet - so I don't need a dog with any fancy papers or those health titles since I'm not going to show him.
I want a big 150 lb. dog to be able to show off to everyone! Those big dogs are the best, and what a REAL GSD should be!
I want my puppy to be aggressive and protect me by the time he's 6 months old, preferably sooner.
I don't have time for exercise or training, so I want a GSD because they're smart and will basically train themselves! Since I can't spend much time with him, he'll spend most of his days outside. But I know that will make him smelly, so he won't be allowed inside.
When someone walks by the house and he gets out and attacks someone, that will prove that he's protective! I don't want to neuter him because everyone wants a GSD that's huge and over-protective, so I'll breed him!
I'll feed him a quality diet of Pedigree and table scraps!
Ozzy - Chocolate Pom
-Fastest 2012/2013 U-FLI Pomeranian
"In a perfect world, every dog would have a home and every home would have a dog."