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post #1 of 81 (permalink) Old 01-17-2012, 05:29 PM Thread Starter
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Things You Never Thought You'd Say

What kind of things do you say often now that you never thought you'd find yourself saying before you got a dog or GSD?

I'll go first:

- "Stop eating your bed."
- "I don't think this poop is firm enough."
- "Don't eat the carpet!"

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"Don't play with your penis in public. Wait till you get home."
"If you don't stop eating your poop, you are not getting any more kisses."

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put your tongue back in, we're in public!
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"you've got cat poop breath"

"stop eating your toy basket"

"I see mean squirrels, get the mean squirrels!"

I'm sure there are a few more!

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No, thats not for puppies!

Sweet Jesus please let this be a long nap!
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No! Don't eat your poop!

Good boy! Here is your duck treat!

Did the dogs poop? Did it look normal?

When my husband or son walk the dog I always say-Make sure you take the poop bags!

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post #7 of 81 (permalink) Old 01-17-2012, 05:47 PM
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"STOP BITING MY FEET! NO FEEEEEEET!!!!!"

"Go away, **** breath"

"Ok, who threw up now?"

"Ok, who is bleeding?"

"You better take your pills. Don't spit them out of the cheese"

There are many more I can't conjure due to it being normal, lol. I honestly never thought I would ever YELL at my dog though. Sometimes the barking between 3 GSDs all feeding off of each other is a bit much. We are working on it, the whole habituation thing
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Where's that mean mean squirrel? You gonna get that squirrel?
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"you wanna go by byes?"

Well, her poop isn't as firm as I'd like it

Jasmine don't lick yourself there in my kitchen going the bedroom

Jaz, can you please get out I'm trying to pee.

Jasmine dont sit on mommy your crushing her. *sighs and gets off then a moan*

Jaz jaz you wanna go see grandma?
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"Wanna go pie-pie?" (Potty).
"I don't mind touching his wiener, as long as his red rocket isn't out!" (For when I have to wrap my arm underneath him to hold him for flyball, LOL).
"Om nom nom nom, RAWWWR, hahaha, haaaa papapapapa!" (When I play with him).

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