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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 12-16-2008, 08:09 PM Thread Starter
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Bubba & Cooter's Book of Sure-fire Pick-up Lines

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1) Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea
I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.

6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel,
I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.

8) Man - 'Fat Penguin!'
Woman - 'WHAT?'
Man - 'I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.'

9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went inta this cheap motel room...

11) Yer eyes are as blue as winder cleaner.

12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin sleep til afternoon.


AND.. the best for last!

13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it, my nu*s tighten up

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Re: Bubba & Cooter's Book of Sure-fire Pick-up Lines

Funnies - mercy, those guy are horrible looking!

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Re: Bubba & Cooter's Book of Sure-fire Pick-up Lines

Yes they are, but I cant imagine them making comments like that LOL

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Re: Bubba & Cooter's Book of Sure-fire Pick-up Lin

Hey, I think a couple guys have used a few of them on me.... What should I take from that???




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I LOVE these! Who would have thought that stupidity and Bad Taste could be so funny!

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Originally Posted By: Branca's MomHey, I think a couple guys have used a few of them on me.... What should I take from that???

You drank too much wine?

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Re: Bubba & Cooter's Book of Sure-fire Pick-up Lin

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Quote:Man - 'Fat Penguin!'
Woman - 'WHAT?'
Man - 'I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.'
I love that one.

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