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post #1 of 10 (permalink) Old 11-13-2008, 09:51 PM Thread Starter
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To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insantiy

This gave me the giggles!!

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana.
6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
9. Sing Along At The Opera.
10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
11. When The Mo ney Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.

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LOL

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LMAO Those are too funny!!
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LOL!

#4 is just such a messed up thing to do! LOL. But I would so totally do it.

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My stomach hurts from laughing so much! Thanks for posting that...a good laugh is a great way to start the weekend :-)
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Those were great! LOL.

My husband was saying #13 to the dogs a few weeks ago.
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Okay, that is hilarious!
I don't need to be trying any of those, though. People think I'm weird enough as it is. lol.

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Re: To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insantiy

I just love that. What a hoot!
It's 2:00 am and I just got home from work. I hope I didn't wake DH laughing.

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Thats great!!
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Re: To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insantiy

I'm liking #13. Might try that the next weekend all the kids are over! (They'd laugh harder than me, then kick my a$$)

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