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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 11-01-2008, 09:01 PM Thread Starter
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CUTE SIGNS

<span style="color: #000099">Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: </span>

'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.'

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<span style="color: #990000">In a Podiatrist's office:</span>

Time Wounds All Heels.

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<span style="color: #003300">On a Septic Tank Truck: </span>

Yesterday's Meals--on Wheels

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<span style="color: #663300">At a Proctologist's door: </span>

To expedite your visit, please back in.

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<span style="color: #666600">On a Plumber's truck: </span>

We Repair What Your Husband Fixed

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<span style="color: #660000">On another Plumber's truck: </span>

Don't sleep with a drip; Call your plumber!

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<span style="color: #000099">On a Church's Billboard: </span>

7 days without God makes one weak.

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<span style="color: #003300">At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: </span>

Invite us to your next blowout.

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<span style="color: #663300">At a Towing company: </span>

We don't charge an arm and a leg: We want tows.

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On an Electrician's truck: </span>

Let Us Remove Your Shorts

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<span style="color: #006600">In a Nonsmoking Area: </span>

If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.

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<span style="color: #663366">On a Maternity Room door: </span>

Push. Push. Push!

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<span style="color: #000099">At an Optometrist's Office: </span>

If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.

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<span style="color: #003300">On a Taxidermist's window: </span>

We really know our stuff.

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<span style="color: #333333">On a Fence: </span>

Salesmen Welcome! Dog Food Is Expensive!

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<span style="color: #000099">At a Car Dealership:</span>

The best way to get back on your feet: miss a car payment.

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<span style="color: #CC0000">Outside a Muffler Shop: </span>

No appointment necessary; We hear you coming.

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<span style="color: #006600">In a Veterinarian's waiting room:</span>

Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!

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<span style="color: #993300">At the Electric Company </span>

We will be de-lighted if you send in your payment.

However, if you don't, you will be.

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<span style="color: #993399">In a Restaurant window: </span>

Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in

and get fed up.

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<span style="color: #6600CC">In the front yard of a Funeral Home: </span>

Drive carefully! We'll wait...

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<span style="color: #CC6600">At a Propane Filling Station:</span>

Thank heaven for little grills.

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<span style="color: #006600">And don't forget the sign at a </span>

CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:

Best place in town to take a leak

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<span style="color: #993399">Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck: </span>

CAUTION - This Truck is Full of Political Promises
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CAUTION - This Truck is Full of Political Promises

That's what I am really worried about.

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Re: CUTE SIGNS

Those are all so cute. My favorites were:


"On another Plumber's truck:

Don't sleep with a drip; Call your plumber"

"On a Fence:

Salesmen Welcome! Dog Food Is Expensive!"

Thank you for posting that. I needed a laugh.

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There is a church that I drive by every day that always has clever sayings on their sign out front. They had one that said "God answers knee mail."

Silence is Golden ~ Duct tape is Silver.

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Re: CUTE SIGNS

We had a sign in waitingroom of the vet practice where I work that said, No Shedding!!
It was meant as a joke but you wouldn't believe how many took it seriously! (We had to take it down. People were getting upset)

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I saw another sign today on a different church...

"Eternity: smoking or non-smoking"

Silence is Golden ~ Duct tape is Silver.

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