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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 10-28-2008, 01:21 PM Thread Starter
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Cute! Something to ponder...... NON Political!

My aunt emailed me this, thought it was cute

Here is a little something someone sent me that is
indisputable mathematical logic.

Remember, this is a strictly mathematical viewpoint. It
goes like this:

What makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than
100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving
more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where
someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help
you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-*-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far a** kissing will take you.

A-*-*-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that
while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and
Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullsh*t and A**
kissing that will put you over the top.

Angela

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Re: Cute! Something to ponder...... NON Political!

Makes perfect sense to me





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That is sooooooooo funny! I love anagrams
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Re: Cute! Something to ponder...... NON Political!

I think I have seen this logic actually work in my last career.

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Re: Cute! Something to ponder...... NON Political!

that logic, which supports that there is more than 100%
was created by and is championed by the same morons
who are able to score more than 100%!


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