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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 10-27-2008, 12:03 PM Thread Starter
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TO: GOD






FROM: THE DOG


Dear God: Is it on purpose our names are the same, only reversed?







Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?







Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story?



Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a Dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We do love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the 'Chrysler Eagle' the 'Chrysler Beagle'?



Dear God: If a Dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad Dog?



Dear God: We Dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?



Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.



Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?

Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good Dog.

1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.

2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.

3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.

4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.

5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.

6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.

7. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying 'hello'.

8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table .

9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after.

10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt.

11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch.

12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.








P.S. Dear God: When I get to Heaven may I have my testicles back?





'Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened'

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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 10-27-2008, 12:29 PM
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Quote:2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.
hahahahaha - I have one that rolls on them and anther that runs over and eats them before i can stop her!

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Re: thought you all might like this....

My DD just came home from school a few days ago and said her teacher read this to her. I love it!!

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So cute!!

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That is one of the cutest things I have read in awhile!! Do you mind if I copy it onto a word document so I can save it??
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Re: thought you all might like this....

very cute!

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