"Revenge Is Sweet" joke - German Shepherd Dog Forums
 
LinkBack Thread Tools
post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 09-19-2008, 11:20 AM Thread Starter
Crowned Member
 
SunCzarina's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Rhode Island
Posts: 12,842
"Revenge Is Sweet" joke

some of you may have seen this already...

There are two statues in a park; one of a nude
man and one of a nude woman. They had been
facing each other across a pathway for a hundred
years, when one day an angel comes down from
the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two
to life.

The angel tells them, "As a reward for being so
patient through a hundred blazing summers and
dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty
minutes to do what you've wished to do the most."

He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go
running behind the shrubbery. The angel waits
patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues.
After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath
and laughing.

The angel tells them, "Um, you have fifteen minutes
left. Would you care to do it again?"

He asks her, "Shall we?"

She eagerly replies, "Oh, yes, let's! But let's change
positions. This time I hold the pigeon down and you
crap on its head!"

-Jenn

Venus of Crooked Creek 1/26/13
Otto von Hena-C 05/23/08
Morgan Donnermond 08/04/01 to 9/28/12 Long Live the Queen!

I have duct tape and I am not afraid to use it.
SunCzarina is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
post #2 of 3 (permalink) Old 09-19-2008, 11:27 AM
Crowned Member
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 11,306
Re: "Revenge Is Sweet" joke

I have seen that before!!
makes me chuckle every time

Dawn
GSRNE Volunteer
"A dog a day keeps the Doctor away!"

proudly owned by:
Brady von Barren Berg, CGC GSD 5/4/05
Cooper von Nordosten, GSD 12/27/10
Missy, Chocolate Lab 3/9/03
littledmc17 is offline  
post #3 of 3 (permalink) Old 09-19-2008, 01:11 PM
Knighted Member
 
VectorSketcher's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Colorado Springs, CO
Posts: 2,270
Send a message via Yahoo to VectorSketcher
Re: "Revenge Is Sweet" joke

lol, that is a good one

-michelle-
Riddick-4yr GSD
Rogue-1yr GSD
Bishop-10yr Cat
VectorSketcher is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
Reply

Quick Reply
Message:
Options

Register Now



In order to be able to post messages on the German Shepherd Dog Forums forums, you must first register.
Please enter your desired user name, your email address and other required details in the form below.

User Name:
Password
Please enter a password for your user account. Note that passwords are case-sensitive.

Password:


Confirm Password:
Email Address
Please enter a valid email address for yourself.

Email Address:
OR

Log-in










Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Show Printable Version
Email this Page Email this Page



Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Joke Shandril2 Fun and Games Room 5 05-17-2008 02:53 PM
Quite possibly the lamest joke ever. travis_gsd27 Fun and Games Room 6 03-20-2008 10:59 PM
Way Cute Blonde Joke! SouthernBelle Fun and Games Room 6 03-15-2008 02:36 AM
blonde joke of the day elsie Fun and Games Room 2 03-07-2008 10:50 PM
police dog joke! tibvixie101 Fun and Games Room 3 03-03-2008 04:16 PM

Posting Rules  
You may post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

 
For the best viewing experience please update your browser to Google Chrome