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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 09-11-2008, 10:46 PM Thread Starter
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The Cuckoo Clock (Email Funny)

The other night I was invited out for a night with the ‘boys.’ I told my wife that I would be home by midnight, ‘I promise!’

Well, the hours passed and the beers went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my wife would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with her. (Even when totally smashed, 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos =MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my wife asked me what time I got in, I told her ‘MIDNIGHT’... she didn’t seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one!

Then she said ‘We need a new cuckoo clock.’ When I asked her why, she said, ‘Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said ‘oh .’ cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

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