Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Bucks County, PA USA!
I don't know if these are real or not, but I thought it was fun to ready anyway.
Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says No, really?
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers Now that's taking things a bit far!
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over What a guy!
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant See if that works any better than a fair trial!
War Dims Hope for Peace I can see where it might have that effect!
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures Who would have thought!
Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide They may be on to something!
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!
Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge He probably IS the battery charge
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren't they fat enough?!
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft That's what he gets for eating those beans!
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors Boy, are they tall!
And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead Did I read that right?
A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty.
Maxwell's Silver Hammer GSD/Dobie X