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A Panel of Doctors

When a panel of doctors was asked to vote on adding a new wing to their
the allergist voted to scratch it.
The dermatologist advised not to make any rash moves.
The gastroenterologist had sort of a gut feeling about it,
but the neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve.
The obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.
The ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted;
the pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body," while
the pediatrician said, "Oh, grow up!"

The psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness.
The radiologists could see right through it, and
the surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
The internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and
the plastic surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter."
The podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but
the urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.
The anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas and
the cardiologist didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, they left the decision up to the proctologists.
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