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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 07-29-2008, 07:23 PM Thread Starter
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FBI Interview

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks,
interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two men and a
woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large
metal door and handed him a gun. 'We must know that you will follow your
instructions no matter what the circumstances.'

Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair . . . Kill her!!'
The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.' The agent
said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into
the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in
his eyes, 'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.' The agent said, 'You don't
have what it takes. Take your wife home.'

Finally, it was the woman's turn.. She was given the same instructions, to
kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard,
one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.
After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood
the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow. 'This gun is loaded with blanks'
she said. 'I had to beat him to death with the chair.'


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If you want a job done right, get a woman to do it!!

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Korie, that was a good one. lol.

Please bear with my stupid questions. This old dog is learning new tricks. lol.

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post #4 of 7 (permalink) Old 07-29-2008, 07:51 PM
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One of my favorite movies...

Warning, Youtube is kind of slow lately, let it buffer through, then watch.

Funny interview, I will now sleep with one eye open



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LOL That was a great one. HM Maybe I should show DH? LOL


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I keep telling my boss not to piss me off....maybe I should let him read that and see what he says then ?

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