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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 07-01-2008, 08:25 PM Thread Starter
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Nerdy joke

I hope at least a few of you laugh. As a statistician I laughed my butt off.





Three researchers, a physicist, a chemist, and a statistician, are alarmed to see a fire in their wastebasket.

The physicist says, ‘I know what to do! We must cool down the materials until their temperature is lower than the ignition temperature and then the fire will go out.’

The chemist says, ‘No! No! I know what to do! We must cut off the supply of oxygen so that the fire will go out due to lack of one of the reactants.’

While the physicist and chemist debate what course to take, they both are alarmed to see the statistician running around the room starting other fires. They both scream, ‘What are you doing?’

The statistician replies, 'Trying to get an adequate sample size.’



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Re: Nerdy joke

oh my that is a nerdy joke but cute

ahhhh- i totally forgot you are a statistician- i could have used your help in my last stats assignment- i may be pming you at some point this semester

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That was funny!

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post #4 of 5 (permalink) Old 07-23-2008, 08:04 PM
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Great one! Will have to forward that to my stats guy who is helping me with my dissertation! LOL
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haha, as a market researcher and someone who uses stats on a daily basis, I love it!! You can never have a too large sample size!

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