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Cannibals in the Workplace

In an effort to diversify their workforce, a large corporation decided to start hiring cannibals. However, they all had to sign a contract agreeing to not eat any fellow employees.

All goes well with the new cannibals, until one day, a secretary disapears without a trace. The CEO calls in the cannibals to a meeting.

"I must apologize for how this may seem to all of you, but it is my duty to try and find out what happened. Would any of you know where the missing secretary may be?" he inquires of them.

"No, no, we don't know anything about it", they all assure him.

The CEO nods and ends the meeting. As the cannibals exit his office and make their way down the hallway, the Head Cannibal hisses at them under his breath: "You FOOLS!!! For MONTHS we have been eating managers, and nobody ever noticed! Then you had to go and eat someone whose work actually matters!!!!"


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