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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 06-17-2008, 05:46 PM Thread Starter
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Do you work in a cubicle?

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed
up, this should make things a little bit clearer.



IN PRISON..........you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.
AT WORK...........you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.


IN PRISON.........you get three meals a day
AT WORK..........you get a break for one meal & you have to pay for it.


IN PRISON..........you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK...........you get more work for good behavior.


IN PRISON..........the guard locks & unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...........you must often carry a security card & open all the doors for yourself.


IN PRISON..........you can watch TV & play games.
AT WORK...........you could get fired for watching TV & playing games.


IN PRISON.........you get your own toilet.
AT WORK..........you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.


IN PRISON...........they allow your family & friends to visit.
AT WORK............you aren't even supposed to speak to your family.


IN PRISON.........all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK..........you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, & they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.



IN PRISON..........you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK ..........you spend most of your time wanting to get out & go inside bars.


IN PRISON.........you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...........they are called managers.

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Re: Do you work in a cubicle?


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Re: Do you work in a cubicle?

Good one!

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Re: Do you work in a cubicle?

I'm tempted to print this an post in my cubicle.

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Re: Do you work in a cubicle?

My fave:

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Quote: IN PRISON..........you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK ..........you spend most of your time wanting to get out & go inside bars.

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