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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 06-03-2008, 12:16 PM Thread Starter
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The Hypnotist

It was entertainment night at the Senior Centre.

Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: 'I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience.'

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat.

'I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch, it's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations'

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, 'Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch...'

The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch when suddenly, it slipped from the Hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred Pieces.



'S##T!' yelled the Hypnotist.



It took three days to clean up the Senior Centre.

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post #2 of 3 (permalink) Old 06-03-2008, 01:35 PM
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Re: The Hypnotist

ROFLMFAO

Thanks for the giggle!

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post #3 of 3 (permalink) Old 06-03-2008, 03:35 PM
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Re: The Hypnotist



to funny! Thanks

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