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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 04-09-2008, 05:27 PM Thread Starter
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A Japanese doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man ,put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks."
A German doctor said, That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking
for work in four weeks."
A British doctor said, "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them
both looking for work in two weeks."
A Texas doctor, not to be outdone said, "You guys are way behind. We took a man with no brains out of Texas , put him in the White House and now half the country is looking for work."

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post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 04-09-2008, 05:38 PM
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Pure, unadulterated, comedy GOLD. Applause!

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i have a reputation for not being a joke-type of person. half the time i don't get them or if i do i don't think they're funny.

THAT IS HYSTERICAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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i read the joke 10 minutes ago and still
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OH man I almost lost my Pepsi out my nose, that is too funny

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post #8 of 8 (permalink) Old 04-19-2008, 09:20 PM
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Hi,

What a great joke!!



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