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What would your dogs say?

So the Speak English thread got me thinking, toward the end. Loved 3k9's version of what her dogs would say.

So, got to thinking, what would your dogs say if they could talk?

Our mutt, is a terrier mix, hyper acticve little snot and ALWAYS wants to be petted, and a licking habit we cant break, lol.


Buddy: out out out comon lets go out, no wait theres my duck, duck duck duck, woohoo! no wait, out, no duck, out, duck, out, duck.

Me: Buddy calm down.

Buddy: *stops and gives funny look* duck duck duck duck duck, run in circlessssssss comeone mom run in circlessssssssss......out, out out out, no wait, duck......duck and outsided!

Me: no, you cant take it out

Buddy: *stops and gives funny look again* shake shake shake shake



and repeat throughout the day over and over

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Re: What would your dogs say?

Keeta:

"I say, my good woman, would you please be so kind as to throw me a bite of whatever you are eating? Otherwise I'll have to drool on your shoes incontrollably."

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Guinness..........c'mon MA- just a bite a wee bite a little bite a taste- c'mon c'mon c'mon........pupupupupuppppppleease
Timer......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..... .ma......tell Roxie to sttop licking me.......did you say COOKIE?????!?!??!??!?
Rox stop licking me cut it out cut it out MA make her stopit!!!!

Rox- I am patrolling the neighborhood- I am at the ready I am always here for y- ooh lemme go lick Timer's face................what was I doin- offfffffffff oh yeah licking Timer's face - someone's here I wanna go out.........out out out out front front....
.........out out out out .....back back ....out out out out .........out out out out front front ............GUINNESS!!!!! A SQUIRREL!!!!!!!!!!! OOH MA LEMME OUT .........out out out out A SQUIRREL A SQUIRREL cmon ma ma ma !!!!! hurry aup!!!!!!!!!!


DAD'S HOME!!!!!!!!!!A SQUIRREL A SQUIRREL A SQUIRREL A SQUIRREL c'mon Guinness!!!!!!!!!!!

HEY what's on the counter ????? Hmmmmm cnI have some lemme see!~!!!!! SNIFF SNIFF mmmmmm CNI have sum?!?!?!?!?!
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Ringer ... Mom! Mom! Mom! Gotta find her! Gotta find her! Mom! Mom! Mom!
Honey ... Gonna make Kelly's life miserable ... here Kelly, Kelly, Kelly ... here boy ... where are youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu???
Kelly ... I see a ghost ... I see a ghost ... gotta get to the bathtub and hide ... my oh my, I see a ghost!!!
Mac ... Cuz, Cuz ... I just love my Cuz ... beCuz beCuz beCuz ... I really love my Cuz!!!
Slider ... Girl dogs, girl dogs, I just love those girl dogs. Brown ones, white ones, black ones too, all I want one is a girl dog, I do, I do, I do!!!
Bruiser ... Sniff, sniff pizza ... pizza ... gotta have some pizza!!!

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Elmo:

Oh no, where is Sgt. Red? Mom, have you seen him? Molly, I know you don't play with toys, but have you seen him? Sgt. Red - There you are! I missed you so much. Where have you been? I love you Red! Do you still squeek? Mom - Sgt. Red still squeeks! Let me show you! Look Molly - Red still squeeks! I'm so happy. Don't you just love me mom? Can I be any cuter?

My tennis ball! I'm going to play soccer now. Nobody bother me, I have to focus when I do this. Oh no, the ball went behind the TV. I'll just try to get it until mom makes a big fuss and gets it out for me.

Hmmm.... I see mom watering her plants all the time and they grow. I wonder if I can grow more tennis balls. I'll just put it in one of these plants. Mom, look what I did! I'm a gardener! I even ripped out one of your plants to make more room for the tennis balls I'm growing.

Mommy, why do you keep all my toys in the pantry? They are not food.

Daddy's Home!!! Where are my toys? Let me find a ball. Daddy is going to play with me for hours. He just doesn't know it yet! I'm more fun than an XBox!


Molly:

Get out of my face Elmo! Stop licking me on the head. I'm not a toy. If you take my bone from me one more time, I'm hiding all of your toys!

Mom, can I snuggle with you? Too late, I'm already here!

Elmo, do you think I really enjoying playing follow the leader with you around the house as you carry a bone? It's not fun for me... but let's do it anyways!

Is someone unwrapping cheese? I hear you! I'm coming. Boy, that looks yummy. Pllllleeeeze can I have some?

If I make a really sad, pathetic looking face, I know they will let me back on the sofa. Here goes... ah ha, they fell for it and just called me over! Suckers!
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There is no doubt what Max would say...

"Kitties, Kitties, mom PLEASE can I have one of those kitties...just put one of em, doesn't matter which one, just put one of em in my crate with me...I'll be real nice I promise
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dylan:

play with me
play with me
play with me
play with me
play with me

let's go for a ride first, then you can

play with me
play with me
play with me
play with me
play with me

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Squeak squeak squek... mom! mom! Look at my bone! mom! mom! HellooO!? Okay, I'm going to rub it on you now, that always makes you look at me. Yeah it's wet, I drool, get over it. Mom? Mom? Mom! Hi!.... Mom? Mom...?? MOM!... Hi! ha ha ha... Hey mom? Chase me! Chase me! Ok, no chase me... how about I get my ball and get up here? What do you mean this isn't my couch? This one is more comfortable! Fine, I'll go to the other one... but I can't see you from here! Mom! MOM!!! MOM! Hi! Why are you behind that door? *snuf snuf snuf snuf snnuuuuufffff* I can smell you, whatcha doing? Mom? Mom? Mom? Mom? MOM! Hi!

(seriously, the mom mom mom mom hi part... he'll poke and prod me until I look at him, grin, then go off and do something else lol)

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Re: What would your dogs say?

It's 3am, and a shadowy figure in black garb steals soundlessly in the window (I know we live on the 12th floor of a highrise, but, just p'tend).

Grimm: "Whaaa-hooooo, a GUEST! A guest, a guest, a GUEST!! Hi! Hi! Hi, okay? Okay, right, Hi? Gonna KISS ya... gonna kiss ya AGAIN! Hahahahahaa!! Kiss ya on da nose... on da toes.. on da fingers.. WOO, you ate pastrami for supper! I LIKE youuu!!! How bout another kiss? A bodyslam? I can paw you with my humungo paws!! I can slam you with my whirling butt!! Can FLOP so you rubbbb myyy tummyyyyy....!! I like you. I love you! LET ME KISS YOUUUU!"

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Re: What would your dogs say?

As im sitting here in front of the computer, Sarge is bumping my elbow with his nose heard enough to lift my arm, As I look over at him he says.

Look pal, I see your really busy( then he rolls his eyes) and says, I havent been out for a while, What I have in mind is a little more important then what your doin, dont ya think???

While I sit having a snack at night, hes sittting right in front of me waitting on his bite of whatever it is. He looks at me and says...

How come you get 3 bites to my one, Every time you take a bite I get a little more impatient. COME ON...FAIRS FAIR!!! MY TURN, MY TURN!!!

"Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail."

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