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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 03-07-2008, 01:07 PM Thread Starter
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blonde joke of the day

so this blonde goes into sears to buy a saw to cut down a tree in her yard. she takes it home, and can't get it to cut. back to the store she goes, chain saw in hand.

the friendly salesman asks "how can i help you, ma'am?"
"this saw doesn't cut. i move it back and forth and it just won't cut" she replies.

the salesman pulls the cord and the saw roars to life.

"what's that noise" she asks

But the jar he was making did not turn out as he had hoped, so he crushed it into a lump of clay again and started over. ~ Jer. 18:4


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post #2 of 3 (permalink) Old 03-07-2008, 01:11 PM
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Re: blonde joke of the day

LOL good one!

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Re: blonde joke of the day

An oldie but a goody!

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