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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 03-05-2008, 10:37 AM Thread Starter
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Tired of constantly being broke & stuck in an un-happy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary, & then arranging to have her killed.

A 'friend of a friend' put him in touch with
A nefarious dark-side underworld figure
Who went by the name of 'Artie.'
Artie then explained to the husband
That his going price for snuffing
Out a spouse was $5,000.

The husband said he was willing to pay that
Amount, but that he wouldn't have any
Cash on hand until he could collect
His wife's insurance money.

Artie insisted on being paid at least something up front, so the man opened his wallet, displaying the single dollar bill that
Rested inside.

Artie sighed, rolled his eyes, & reluctantly
Agreed to accept the dollar as down
Payment for the dirty deed.

A few days later, Artie followed the man's wife to the local Super Wal-Mart store. There, he surprised her in the produce department & proceeded to strangle her with his gloved hands & as the poor
Unsuspecting woman drew her last breath & slumped to the floor.

The manager of the produce department stumbled unexpectedly onto the murder scene.
Unwilling to leave any living witnesses behind, ol'Artie had no
Choice but to strangle the produce manager as well.

However, unknown to Artie, the entire proceedings were captured by the hidden security cameras & observed by the store's security guard, who immediately called the police.

Artie was caught & arrested before he could even leave the store. Under intense questioning at the police station, Artie revealed the whole sordid plan, including his unusual financial arrangements with the hapless husband who was also quickly arrested.

The next day in the newspaper,
The headline declared.............

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thats cute!!! Thanks for sharing!!


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Sometimes that lighthearted humor is good for the soul! Thanks!

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in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring--
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