A cousin of mine forwarded this too me. i could not stop laughing,
i hope you all like it. After reading all the posts about politics etc, i thought this may help divert people and give them something to laugh about. Enjoy!
Don't want to be a Canadian idiot
Dont want to be some beer swillin' hockey nut
and do I look like some frost-bitten hosehead?
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
They all live on doughnuts and moose meat
and they leave the house without packin' heat
never even bring their guns to the mall.
And you know what else is too funny?
Their stupid monopoly money.
Can't take 'em seriously at all..
Well maple syrup and snow's what they export,
they treat curling just like it's a real sport.
They think their silly accent is so cute,
'can't understand a thing they're talking aboot
Sure, they got their national health care,
cheaper meds, low crime rates, and cleaner air..
Then again well they got Celine Dion..
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
and dream of driving a zamboni
all over Saskatchewan.
Don't want to be a Canadian idiot.
Wont figure out the temperature in Celsius.
See the map they're hover!!!!!
the spelling is exactly how i received it.