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Cats vs Dogs

I have seen this before but someone just resent it to me so I thought I would share it with anyone who may not have seen it. It is cute!



<span style="color: #FF0000">DOG DIARY</span>


8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 PM - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 PM - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 PM - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 PM - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 PM - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 PM - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 PM - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!



<span style="color: #FF0000">CAT DIARY</span>

Day 983 of my captivity.
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed
hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the
rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep
up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.

In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly
demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. Bastards!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement
was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my
tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this
again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.

The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems
to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.
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Re: Cats vs Dogs

So true!

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The Dogs: Charley the Cocker Spaniel, 4, Gunner the GSD, 1, and Delilah, the GSD, 2


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Re: Cats vs Dogs

thats cute

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I have that posted on my fridge....My cats lay in wait at the top of my stairs.......I swear its true!!!

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I started crackin uppp!!! GoSH THATS FUNNY!


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Re: Cats vs Dogs

I saw this a while ago ... still just as funny






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Funny...reminds of the movie Cats & Dogs!

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How true!!!

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Originally Posted By: BetsyI have that posted on my fridge....My cats lay in wait at the top of my stairs.......I swear its true!!!
Better watch out Betsy! There could be a conspiracy underfoot!

I have had cats my entire life. NEVER, not once, have I ever had a cat who could cut through, or has even attempted to cut through, screens. Leopold is my escape artist. He is ready and able to use his talons to slice the screen open so he can sit in the sun on the deck railing...and to slip off and kill a chipmunk or two!

Sasha, is a big girl and she likes laying on her back and rolling while on the window sill...she has PUSHED out way too many screens and ended up outside all freaked out wondering how the heck she got out there!



Leo taking in fresh air on one of his "escapes"



Sasha, the "roller"
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That is so cute!!
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