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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 02-08-2008, 02:49 PM Thread Starter
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Rules For Pets...

A friend just emailed this to me and it's one I haven't seen before so I thought I'd share.


<span style="color: #3333FF">To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door - pet nose height.

Dear Dogs and Cats:

The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.

The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.

For the last time, there is no secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years --canine or feline attendance is not required.

The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough!</span>


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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 02-08-2008, 03:15 PM
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Very Cute. I guess I am lucky I only have the Nascar problem, but still made me laugh.

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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old 02-08-2008, 04:39 PM
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That is hilarious! I think I'm going to have to read that to my two ... especially the bathroom ... for some reason Ava feels the she needs to be in there with Mom. :-)

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