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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 04-12-2013, 12:28 PM Thread Starter
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Psychiatrists vs Bartender

Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night.

So I went to a psyc't and told him, 'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.'

'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the psyc't. 'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.'

'How much do you charge?'

'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the expert.

'I'll sleep on it,' I said.

Six months later , he met me on the street. 'Why didn't you ever come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked.

'Well, eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!'

'Is that so?' With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?'

'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! Ain't nobody under there now!'

GO HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO YOUR BARTENDER!
Life is too short. Drink more beer today and get your problems solved!

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LOL!

When I was 7 years old I was afraid that a mean turkey would get me if I hung any part of my body over the side of my bed. I have no idea where that came from! But you know, hiding under the blanket cures everything.

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LOL! I used to hide under my bed and pretend I was invisible. Then my parents put the bed on the floor and all was cured c:
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Lovethat one. I also think hiding under the covers can solve some things too.like if I solved to many problems at the bar last night!

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We used to have a cat who loved to hide under beds and grab and bite your ankles when you sat down to get into bed. Scared the bejeebes out of us so I got used to looking under my bed every night and shooing her out if she was under there. We did have a boogieman, but it had four legs and teeth

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Hehehe... It's always happy hour somewhere in the world, right?


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There were four girls in my family. Two older - then me and my little sister. My older sisters used to get to go to bed later than us. It would make me made.

I used to hide under my oldest sister's bed and wait....when she was just about to get into bed, I'd grab her leg. She'd scream bloody murder, my parents would come running and I'd get spanked....but that didn't stop me from doing it over and over. When she least expected it.....hee hee hee

My oldest sister is 53 now. She still 'jumps' into bed.

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