Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: N. Central Arkansas
Dog Show Terms Explained! #1 (the first of a series...humor)
Angulation: Degree to which dog handlers will bend over backwards to impress judges.
Balance: (a) How to arrange the checkbook so your husband won't know how much money you spent on dog shows last month. Usually done in the bathroom with the door locked; (b) Ability to hold coffee, Danish, leash, treats and entry all at once.