Little old Texas Lady
She looked him right in the eye and said, "Not a **** thing!"
Little Old Texas Lady
God Bless little old Ladies.
On the way to a monthly garden club meeting in a small Texas town, an elderly lady was stopped by a highway patrolman. He asked for her driver’s license and insurance. The lady took out the required information and handed it to the patrolman. In with the cards he was surprised to see she had a conceal carry permit. He looked at her and asked if she had a weapon in her possession at this time. She responded that she indeed had a .45 automatic in her glove box. Something, body language or the way she said it, made him ask if she had any other firearms. She did admit to also having a 9mm Glock in her center console. Now he had to ask one more time if that was all, and she responded once again that she did have just one more, a .38 special in her purse. The officer then asked her what was she so afraid of.
Clover - GSD 9 yr old Rescue
R.I.P. Spats, Sophie, Emmie, Pooh Bear, Rogue, Max and Patton
Remember, if someone has a problem with you.........it is in fact their problem.